Alf Garnett

Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party

You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.

by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020

ALF(S)

Annoying Loser Fuck(s)

“Dude you are an ALF”

“Those dudes were ALF(S)”

by PupaPupa March 27, 2021

Alf martin

Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.

"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."

by gaming24 March 15, 2022

(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face

My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial

by ccxzo September 1, 2023

Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger

"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"

by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023

Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

Alf Layla wa Layla

When someone puts suspense but never finishes the story

Bro pulled of an Alf Layla wa Layla on us

by Sabar June 27, 2025