Alf

Squeaky Fart Should Let Out Forever like they stand.

Jackie: alf is kinda funny.
ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.

by MayDayMeh October 12, 2017

Alf martin

Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.

"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."

by gaming24 March 15, 2022

Alfed

To get caught up in hedonism out of the blue

Mate, I was caught napping last night when I got Alfed - was screwed for hours and was late for work

by The usual punter May 9, 2019

ALF Syndrome

If Your Throat Will Be Sore And Cause Very Lower Pitched.
You’ll Changed To ALF’s Voice When Causing Throat Problems To Be Very Worse.

1,200 People Expect Richard had an ALF Syndrome.

by MayDayMeh May 30, 2018

Alfing

The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know

Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...

by chocolate strawberry June 6, 2018

sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland

A slave from African decent

Oh shut up you sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland

by 1832 lover January 21, 2025

ALF

Ass licking faggot. Someone who can't handle a racial or sexist joke.

Yo, she's/he's such an ALF, since he keeps crying about other slurs.

by Young Satann December 27, 2014