by TheSimpLord July 25, 2020
Get the Aleks the Simpmug. Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017
Get the alek keegan's fistpumpmug. by DJ QALEK October 4, 2011
Get the Alek Gutierrezmug. ok your having a 69 with two guys and then you shit in ones mouth and then the one with the shit sucks the other ones dick and then has cum and shit in his mouth and then they make out and transfrer the shit/cum.
by kenny sharp January 12, 2007
Get the Dirty alekmug. by Not-Ma December 13, 2023
Get the Aleksmug. Alek is a homophobic bitch who likes men. He’s mad that he is a homo so he starts vaping to make him look cool but he was a dick to all of his friends so he no longer had any friends.
by 8incher July 16, 2022
Get the Alekmug. Alek is a perfect person.He loves Alice in Wonderland and nature. He is obsessed with animals,especially with dogs.Do you want to make Alek happy? Buy him twix. Everyone loves Alek, it's impossible to hate him.He cares about others and is the nicest and the most understanding person in the world.Alek would NEVER hurt anyone.
by IloveAlek April 6, 2025
Get the Alekmug.