aldo mendoza

The son of the sun and moon, brother of the mountains, oceans, deserts, and forests, He is the essence of humanity. His presence is unforgettable and unmatched. Not many things make him lose his cool, but when snapped he embodies the power that lies within him. Be careful with him, for he is, quite literally, one of a kind, and will leave without the slightest of signs. Know him and you will surely know the enigma. Let him lead you and you will know the world.

Aldo Mendoza is that person that makes you want to try one more time.

by Civilian ITC. December 20, 2014

aldo castillo

aldo castillo is one of the kindest guys you’ll ever meet. he’s such a good guy with a really good personality. he deserves the world he has a perfect smile and laugh.and he has the prettiest eyelashes and eyes he has a good heart if you ever get to be with him please don’t break it he is such a loyal guy but be careful when he gets mad I’m just playing because after all he will love you with all his heart he is loyal and honest and he has such a pure heart anyone would be lucky to be with him or to be friends with him he is the best guy. and he’s a really hard worker and he’s someone that will be successful and I know he wouldn’t give up on himself he’s a strong guy and I know he wouldn’t let his guard down and aldo if you ever get to see this just know who this is from ur a good guy I love you and your the prettiest guy keep on going with life and if anyone ever gets to date you I hope they treat you right or I hope we find eachother back :) -gitsell

aldo castillo beyond perfect.

aldo castillo is such a strong fighter that wouldn’t give up on his pretty self.

by gitsell pedraza March 22, 2022

aldo velasco

When two
Men get naked and take
Turns laying eat others ballsacks across their mouth and eyes

Man that Aldo Velasco was
Great last night!

by Your moms mom 696968696969 April 27, 2016

Aldo angel castillo

He is the sun to your day that can bright up your day with just a smile he’s the prettiest boy he deserves the world he is strong and a hard worker but can be mean when you get him mad

aldo angel castillo can complete anyone.

by gitsell …..&4 May 21, 2021

Aldo cacca

a boy that look like a squirrel, he listen too much old school rock music. He has a vespa and a dirty adidas hoodie.

Aldo cacca u look like a squirrel

by cacond November 21, 2021

Aldo Syndrome

When a person side eyes you but don't mean to.

That person over there keeps on side eying me, but I don't think they're doing it on purpose. I think they have Aldo Syndrome.

by The one who speaks to all May 11, 2023

Aldo Raine

Aldo Raine; derived from the proper noun with the same spelling, in this context it’s use is purely as a verb. It’s origins come from the character of the same name from the Quentin Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. In this context it is meant as an out an out threat of impending physical violence about to be perpetrated on the individual it is being spoken to. It’s meaning is this, to damage somebody so physically that they will forever be horribly visually scarred by the incident. If you ever have to Aldo Raine somebody, well, simply put they are about to be on the wrong end a hideous brutal physical violation that would make the Devil himself look away in disgust and abject terror.

Example:
Person one: I’ve just watched you kick the wing mirror off my car. It’s brand new you clown, i’ve had it less than a month!!
Person two: Yeah, and what?!??
Person one: Fuck off now or i’m about to Aldo Raine you

Example two:

Person one: Fuck you and you’re fucking mother
Person two: …the fuck did you just say about my mother?!??
Person one: You fucking heard
Person two: Apologise or i’m about to Aldo Raine you!!!

by The Richweiler August 4, 2024