Aled

Named after a light-emitting diode (LED). This baby's name is given by parents, who after witnessing the birth of their child, had considerable lower aspirations for him compared to the time he was conceived. The realisation that his ability to "shine" will be short lived and need replacing within 5 years is the inspiration behind this gem. Aled likes to dress in feminine clothing and collect paperclips when visiting old people's homes. He is a believer of believing but will categorically not believe anything he believes. He's a very special lady.

Doctor: What will you name your beautiful girl? I mean son! *giggles*
Parent 1: Geez... uhh... Pff... Spanner?... Flannel?... Dip...
Doctor: Can I stop you there, sorry. It might be worth thinking about his.. best feature *bursts out laughing*
Both parents: ALED!

by Serenely Glad March 28, 2019

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Al

1) State code for Alabama - eg; Montgomery, AL 36117

Hey maw, get off the dang roof!

by AL is full of redneck hicks! February 15, 2004

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Ale

The name that your parents call you when they're too lazy to use your full name when you live in some place with bad ping in asia.

"Hey Ale how are you doing"

by Abort-M3 July 04, 2019

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ALS

Having 'After-Lunch Sex' or ALS means sex with full stomach which is very unhealthy, first because of the intense ‘physical activity’, and then for gulping energy drinks and powerbars to make up for bodily ‘resource loss’ afterwards.
Is in contrast with other healthy types of sex i.e. BLS (Before-Lunch Sex), LNS (Late Night Sex) and EBS (Early-Bird Sex).

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Jude: A friend of mine has challenged me to ALS on Facebook. That’s not proper. I’m married now!
Larry: He doesn’t mean after-sex lunch, you idiot!

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Had an extra large pizza the other day followed by ALS with the hot girl from work. Threw up before I could finish my Snickers!

by Silent Lake August 29, 2014

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