by thearauser May 1, 2020
Get the prehumptial agreementmug. This can have two defenitions,
1. For when people mindlessly support Ukraine, you can shove this down their throats.
2. Can be used to describe a pact that is very one sided and the other party somehow agreed to
Instance two is when someone signs off something extremely valuable and doest know what's happening because they're so dumbfounded by the money
1. For when people mindlessly support Ukraine, you can shove this down their throats.
2. Can be used to describe a pact that is very one sided and the other party somehow agreed to
Instance two is when someone signs off something extremely valuable and doest know what's happening because they're so dumbfounded by the money
"You cant tell me Tim actually agreed with mark!"
"well he did, now mark has access to his room at night and Tim, gets a grilled cheese sandwich"
"that was a dirty Minsk Agreement"
"well he did, now mark has access to his room at night and Tim, gets a grilled cheese sandwich"
"that was a dirty Minsk Agreement"
by Bill Billy Bob July 26, 2023
Get the Minsk Agreementmug. A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.
A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.
Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.
The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).
EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.
Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.
The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).
EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.
by Innocent Byproduct September 10, 2023
Get the EULA (End User License Agreement)mug. Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.
I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement
by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010
Get the Prerestraining order agreementmug. Frienuptual agreement is when a set of friend s decide to part ways, both getting nothing from one another.
Steve and Charles are having a frienuptual agreement. They are not longer going to be friends, and neither one of them are getting anything out of it.
by jellofuckedhouse October 31, 2009
Get the Frienuptual agreementmug. this means you started talking to your friend, but nwither of you fuys remembered the convo within 5 hours therfor its a spanish agreement
boy “ honestly…. end of day you bad as fuck
and ill always support you in spanish agreements”
girl *nothing*
and ill always support you in spanish agreements”
girl *nothing*
by Avewhorieee June 15, 2022
Get the spanish agreementmug. Moochual Agreement: (n): An agreement whereby a favor is done for one in exchange for unlimited mooching off the recipient of the favor.
We have moochual agreement, my friend picks me up at the airport, so he can eat or drink anything out of my refrigerator.
by CQScafidi October 11, 2010
Get the Moochual Agreementmug.