Kittykat81's definitions

Dick Nomad

When you travel to great lengths to find the best dick.

Tay: hey where did Sara go?
Joe: Shes on another Dick Nomad Trip
Tay: Always looking for that Magical Dick that girl

by Kittykat81 March 25, 2021

The gentleman‘s agreement

Sleeping with someone’s girlfriend behind his back, fully aware he has no clue, and soothing your guilt by inventing a ‘gentleman’s agreement’ in your head because pretending consent exists is easier than admitting you’re just doing what you want.

Bob: What’s going on with Pook? He cool with all this?
Joe: Yeah, we’ve got a gentleman’s agreement.
Bob: A gentleman’s agreement… meaning what, exactly?
Joe: We both date her. We both look out for her.
Bob: So he knows you’re sleeping with her?
Joe: Not exactly.
Bob: Then what agreement is this?
Joe: the gentleman‘s agreement is more of unspoken kind. Mostly spoken by me.

by Kittykat81 December 23, 2025