by David Mitchell April 28, 2005
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A person who is on the fence with their religious beliefs or in other words, "sitting on the cross". Undecided whether or not to jump off and help Jesus or fall backwards into oblivion.
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Do you believe in god?
Agnostic: I don't know... I don't believe the bible is literal. The people who wrote it made some glaring mistakes and got some pretty simple facts wrong, but there's still a chance they got the god thing right.
Atheist: No... there is no god. Religion was obviously a means to control flocks of stupid people, then Christians invented attrition, so now people who believed in religion were smart because they didn't get their necks slashed for not believing in god.
Agnostic: I don't know... I don't believe the bible is literal. The people who wrote it made some glaring mistakes and got some pretty simple facts wrong, but there's still a chance they got the god thing right.
Atheist: No... there is no god. Religion was obviously a means to control flocks of stupid people, then Christians invented attrition, so now people who believed in religion were smart because they didn't get their necks slashed for not believing in god.
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2. Someone who is fully aware of the abundance of evidence refuting the claims of religion, but couldn't care less about religious ideology ruining the world.
2. Someone who is fully aware of the abundance of evidence refuting the claims of religion, but couldn't care less about religious ideology ruining the world.
Agnostic: "CAN YOU PROVE THAT!? PROVE IT!! YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT !!!! LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND PROVE IT!!"
Atheist: "Stop crying. Not believing in something because of a lack of evidence is rational. Believing in something without evidence is irrational. Saying both sides of the argument are equal is both smug and stupid."
Atheist: "Stop crying. Not believing in something because of a lack of evidence is rational. Believing in something without evidence is irrational. Saying both sides of the argument are equal is both smug and stupid."
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