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agnostic

One who is certain of nothing except the falsity of the Christian faith.
Agnostics are some of the most open-minded people out there.
by David Mitchell April 28, 2005
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An atheist who is too pussy to admit it
Chance refers to himself as agnostic because he is afraid that if there is a God, he will be sent to hell.
by XxjohnnyxXxramonexX April 7, 2010
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A person who is on the fence with their religious beliefs or in other words, "sitting on the cross". Undecided whether or not to jump off and help Jesus or fall backwards into oblivion.
Adam is agnostic and doesn't know whether or not he should date someone who is religious.
by MahNachos December 18, 2017
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The same thing as an atheist, but both hate each other because they think that the other is intellectually dishonest.
Do you believe in god?
Agnostic: I don't know... I don't believe the bible is literal. The people who wrote it made some glaring mistakes and got some pretty simple facts wrong, but there's still a chance they got the god thing right.

Atheist: No... there is no god. Religion was obviously a means to control flocks of stupid people, then Christians invented attrition, so now people who believed in religion were smart because they didn't get their necks slashed for not believing in god.
by joseffritzel January 27, 2012
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Agnostic

1. Someone who considers ancient texts to be on the same level of credibility as scientific research.

2. Someone who is fully aware of the abundance of evidence refuting the claims of religion, but couldn't care less about religious ideology ruining the world.
Agnostic: "CAN YOU PROVE THAT!? PROVE IT!! YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT !!!! LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND PROVE IT!!"

Atheist: "Stop crying. Not believing in something because of a lack of evidence is rational. Believing in something without evidence is irrational. Saying both sides of the argument are equal is both smug and stupid."
by PedroPierre December 20, 2010
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A person who is unsure whether they believe in a God.
Agnosticism - unsure if they believe in God.
Bobert: Hey Robert, do you believe in a God?
Robert: Hmm...should I be? I'm pretty Agnostic.
by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009
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An athiest who doesn't have the balls to admit it.
John didn't believe in a God, but in fear of the possibility of a God, he claimed to be agnostic.
by Rappin' Phil September 5, 2008
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