Pee Affair

a love triangle between 2 people in the same family and a stranger.

My brother hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, I didn't know he was gay! This is such a pee affair smh.

by dapee June 28, 2021

Shop Affair

When you buy products from a rival shop instead of your usuall choice

Why are you shopping here instead of Walmart. Bitch, are you having a shop affair?

by anonymous October 12, 2020

family affair

(n.) when redneck families try to figure out which one impregnated thier seven year old daughter. There is a good chance it was a brother, but uncle dad has a 5% chance.

It's a family affair.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Catholoptic Affair

A catastrophic love affair between a Catholic and Coptic which, in keeping with religious observance, begins on Christmas Day and ends by Good Friday, resurrection not possible for hypocrites.

Guy 1: Hey, what was the deal with those two?
Guy 2: Oh, they had a Catholoptic Affair.
Guy 1: Are they getting back together?
Guy 2: Nah, dude was a hypocrite.

by Goddess12* December 13, 2013

Emotional Affair

An emotional affair is a BS term that prevents chicks and guys from being platonic best mates. Designed to keep us all in the 1950s.

Everyone assumed they were having an emotional affair as they talked and hung out and had each others backs. They just liked laughing their heads off and being best mates.

by BuildingGuy August 30, 2018

Rhineland affair

Hitler's occupation of the Rhineland, the last undoing of the Treaty of Versailles. The annexation of Austria, the next grand scheme from Hitler was considered a countdown to World War II

The Rhineland Affair was the last totally positive thing Hitler did.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

affair baby

A child conceived through an extra-marital affair

"Derek, your son isn't actually yours. He's an affair baby with my high school boyfriend"
*Derek has mental breakdown*

by Thehornycunt June 5, 2022