Aunt Flow

when a girl is on her period (code word)

sallie: Aunt flow came to visit today
sue : ugh she's coming next week for me
joe: WHO TF IS AUNT FLOW

by LoloMarie023 June 25, 2017

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

Aunt Flo

A female's monthly period.

I'm bummed because Aunt Flo arrived last night.

by SAgent October 1, 2005

Aunty

In some other countries, they are used as nice, more loving words to address closely related older women.

"Aunty Shamita Shetty is way more classy and dignified than it requires"

by alex hales January 29, 2022

accunting

A woman on a rampage to seek and destroy

"Watch out, that corporate manager is accunting today.

by Luddz January 31, 2015

Lesbi-aunt

Female relative who has jumped the fence.

Dude, my mom's sister dumped worthless Uncle Earl, hooked up w/that husky butch in the flannel shirt from the food Co-op, and moved to Vermont. Now, she's my lesbi-aunt

by eyetye291 December 7, 2008

acuntance

Person who would be an acquaintance however because they are such a cunt you cant call them an acquaintance, they are instead an acuntance.

Guy 1:You know my acuntance Steve?
Guy2:Yeah that guy is such a fuckin' cunt.

by SeabassIII May 7, 2008