Ringer Finger

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.

She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.

by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019

Lactated Ringers

A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents

Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?

by CardinalRed August 17, 2012

Bell-Ringer

When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.

I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung

by Aylmao122 January 28, 2016

ringer upper

A synonym for "cash register" used mostly by lifeguards suffering from ADD.

Johannes: So, Mildred, I didn't know you had to work the snack bar too.

Mildred: Yea, but we don't use a ringer upper since everything costs 75 cents.

by Hans from Freshman Science August 13, 2009

Butt ringer

A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.

Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.

by O'smama March 02, 2009

bell ringer

When you are preforming oral sex and your dick hits their uvula.

I gave her a bell ringer last night.

by ticer September 12, 2022

bell ringer

A girl whose pu$$y just can't be beat.

'Toya is a bell ringer.

by 'Toya June 05, 2007