Facebook Quickie

In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.

Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"

"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
by noraadivad November 13, 2009
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quickie gonzalez

to get off in a girl as fast as you can (5 seconds or less), and then get up and run away as fast as you can yelling "arreba arreba."
i was so excited last night that i quickie gonzalezed that girl.
by nick and david February 27, 2007
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Quickie in a casket

Having a quick fuck with a recently deceased person while in their casket.
Savannah had gorilla grip coochie so
When I was at her funeral I just had to have a quickie in a casket.
by Sham shake April 22, 2020
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Quickie dickie

To have sex with the foreskin on an un-circumsized man's penis. By stretching the foreskin over the other man's penis and holding his foreskin over your penis and have sex with it.
Your so gay I bet you just got done doing a quickie dickie.
by Mr. D Spiers April 28, 2014
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Sauerkraut Quickie

Any sexual act, pick up line, or flirtatious behavior, either heterosexual, homosexual, or any other form of ‘sexual’, where a person can successfully convince their partner that if they can last two minutes until ejaculation, it’s not a ‘quickie’.
I promise you Baybay... come back to my place! This ain’t gonna be no Sauerkraut Quickie honey... you might even get the full two minutes if you play your cards right
by AxisRadio August 07, 2021
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eye quickie

When you and a passer-by eye fuck each other.
The first time we saw each other we had an eye quickie as we passed each other.
by DJKiwi July 25, 2018
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Arizona quicky

When you get an Arizona tea can and use the hole to jack your Willy; using an Arizona tea can as a pocket pussy.
It's been a year I'm just going to get an Arizona quicky.
by Thekobaltslayer September 08, 2017
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