From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.
Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.
by Doug Ruggles October 13, 2007
(n.) A name given to one who has difficulty telling truths. Extremely addicted to fabricating ridiculous stories. Displays total disregard for honesty.
Beef Wellington is telling people that he smuggled a monkey from Africa into the country. It was under his trench coat.
by Tommy Tagliente August 4, 2005
by =3MC= August 24, 2009
Imagine beef wellington. Replace the bread with blankets, and the beef with gay people. Voila! Gay Wellington.
by Ayeeee Wellington January 22, 2018
by Josh Cunningham May 15, 2008
Raised in Wellington, New Zealand. A disgrace to male kind.
Often cheats, pathological liarm,has a fear of commitment, passive aggressive and has an ego too big to handle. All looks, NO SUBSTANCE!
Often cheats, pathological liarm,has a fear of commitment, passive aggressive and has an ego too big to handle. All looks, NO SUBSTANCE!
by speshtay October 12, 2011
A Beef Wellington, term used by all folowers of Nathan Bird. Often used as a word that represents any rude word.
GET YOUR BEEF WELLINGTON OUT. That Nathan Bird, what a beef wellington. Go away you beef wellington.
by NathanBlad January 29, 2009