Beef Wellington

Real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. Therefore, "beef wellington" is here defined as when a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection.

The two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use Monistat the next day.

by Papa Ray June 15, 2012

Beef Wellington

When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong

That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy.

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

Beef Wellington

Where a guy/girl takes a shit in their partner's mouth.

That was disgusting when I gave my girlfriend a Beef Wellington last night, she even offered to give me one.

by imnotme January 21, 2010

Beef Wellington

When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.

The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington

by Andy_Alphabitz August 14, 2009

Beef Wellington

A term that identifies a guy who is hot or good looking. Usually wears tight jeans, checkered shirts and band shirts. May have piercings, flesh tunnels and tattoos. Their hair should be fairly long with a fringe. It helps if they have a good music taste.

You are with a group of people and you're walking down the street. You spot a guy, that you think is looking good, so you state to your friends 'Beef Wellington!'.

by BicciIsSexy January 4, 2011

Beef Wellington

(n.) A name given to one who has difficulty telling truths. Extremely addicted to fabricating ridiculous stories. Displays total disregard for honesty.

Beef Wellington is telling people that he smuggled a monkey from Africa into the country. It was under his trench coat.

by Tommy Tagliente August 30, 2005

Beef Wellington

A fancy name for your penis.

Em: Hey come on lets fuck already!

Dave: Yea sure! But I need to ask Beef Wellington if its ok.

by =3MC= August 24, 2009