Skip to main content

mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).
When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.
by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013
mugGet the mitch schmidtmug.

jacy schmidt

A petite girl with blonde/brown hair. Jacy Schmidt have blue or green eyes. They are one of a kind. Some people refer to Jacy’s has frootloops and others refer to them as Snooklems. Jacy Schmidt’s are bueatiful and funny!!
by Ansley Ann January 18, 2018
mugGet the jacy schmidtmug.

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
mugGet the taking a schmidtmug.

Pull a Schmidt

When someone challenges someone else to something, then when the day comes to put up or shut up, you suddenly “pull your hamstring.”
Robert challenged John to a race, but we all knew he would puss out and Pull a Schmidt.
by TacoBabyJesus April 9, 2021
mugGet the Pull a Schmidtmug.

Schmidt-Hissrich

To fuck up something beyond repair. To butcher somethin.
-Did you watch Witcher series after season 1?
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..
by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023
mugGet the Schmidt-Hissrichmug.

Todd schmidt

Wow that was a todd schmidt move
by Got em 1901 October 7, 2020
mugGet the Todd schmidtmug.

Will Schmidt

Some fat fuck who can’t resist african dick and often co stars with famous blacklister Jonathan Sins
Yo bro, don’t be a WILL SCHMIDT
by niggar November 8, 2020
mugGet the Will Schmidtmug.

Share this definition