Meaning: Exceptionally good or unique.
Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.
Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.
I heard the boss took Marc out to that fancy steak house because of his leadership on that last project. That's just the bear's pears.
by DeadMichael February 6, 2018
Get the bear's pearsmug. AKA. Oral, Rectal, and Vaginal Pear.
A torture device shaped like a pear; had four segments which opened and closed at the turn of a screw at the top, like a flower opening its petals.
This torture gadget was inserted into the mouths or heretics, blasphemers, disturbers of the peace...
Or into the rectums of people convicted of sodomy. Homosexual men were especially vulnerable to this...
Or into the vaginas of women convicted of adultery or "sexual realtionships with Satan".
Often, the ends of the pear's segments were fitted with sharp tines, designed to rip into the throat, intestines, or cervix.
What ever cavity that the pear entered would face a range of things, from a slight expansion of the pear's segments and discomfort for the victim, up to total expansion and unrepairable (and very painful) mutilation of the cavity.
A torture device shaped like a pear; had four segments which opened and closed at the turn of a screw at the top, like a flower opening its petals.
This torture gadget was inserted into the mouths or heretics, blasphemers, disturbers of the peace...
Or into the rectums of people convicted of sodomy. Homosexual men were especially vulnerable to this...
Or into the vaginas of women convicted of adultery or "sexual realtionships with Satan".
Often, the ends of the pear's segments were fitted with sharp tines, designed to rip into the throat, intestines, or cervix.
What ever cavity that the pear entered would face a range of things, from a slight expansion of the pear's segments and discomfort for the victim, up to total expansion and unrepairable (and very painful) mutilation of the cavity.
by Lorelili March 25, 2005
Get the Pear of Anguishmug. Cockney rhyming slang for 'stairs'.
by Anonymous August 16, 2002
Get the apples and pearsmug. When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
Get the Juicing the Pearmug. by Syuveil December 27, 2006
Get the Nice pearmug. The worthless disingenuous wishes of small dicked gun-loving republicans after the regular mass shootings that occur in the U.S. Never accompanied by any legislative action. Also known as "thoughts and prayers"
by Faulkner88 June 6, 2018
Get the tots and pearsmug. A body shape with bigger hips with a smaller waist and chest in comparison, that is not as "universally" perfect as the hourglass. But it is still beautiful feminine shape.
But White guys hate this shape because they usually prefer boobs anyways. Actually most of them just want the bust to be big with everywhere else to be small and thin. Like the media portrays.
But White guys hate this shape because they usually prefer boobs anyways. Actually most of them just want the bust to be big with everywhere else to be small and thin. Like the media portrays.
This Rzorbender guy has the nerve to say big hips make a girl not "hot" anymore and is against girls going through puberty because he is a closet pedo. Womanly hips are always hot. But people like him are brainwashed to like anorexic body types with no hips. A pear shape is better than a rectangular shape.
An apple shape with a big waist is unattractive. But a pear shape is attractive because it still has womanly hips.
An apple shape with a big waist is unattractive. But a pear shape is attractive because it still has womanly hips.
by 538659 December 22, 2013
Get the Pear shapemug.