A word derived from the expressions used in Jersey Shore such as "grenade" "bomb" and "tank". It is used to describe when an ugly ass girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being too nice, friendly etc... A very unwanted situation indeed. The name is derived from the fact that like an actual guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.
*to le ugly girl*
Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"
Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"
*Joe now has a guided missile*
Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"
Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"
*Joe now has a guided missile*
by al3jandro November 17, 2011
The perfect all in one meal. It contains vegetables, unknown meats, dairy, flat bread and spices which provide enough energy to walk home after striking out at the bar. Otherwise known as a "donair"
I really wanted to take that blond home tonight...I guess I'll have to pound back a d-missile on the lonely walk home instead.
by 140 gordy January 22, 2009
by sick December 16, 2003
An unbelievably hard and most likely long shit that comes out of one's ass. The pain experience by "firing off" a shit missile is second to only explosive diarrhea and an assplosion. This is an immense amount of shit that forces tiself to come out in the most painful way possible.
A loud "spelunk" noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.
The etymology of this term dates back not long ago when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption came out for the Wii. Since Samus's gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. The term "ship missile" is quite similar to "shit missile", and either a mispronunciation or a misspelling brought "Shit missile" to use.
A loud "spelunk" noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.
The etymology of this term dates back not long ago when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption came out for the Wii. Since Samus's gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. The term "ship missile" is quite similar to "shit missile", and either a mispronunciation or a misspelling brought "Shit missile" to use.
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET ME IN THE DAMNED BATHROOM, I HAVE TO LAUNCH A SHIT MISSILE!
(afterwards)
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Son of a bitch, that hurt. *looks down*
Holy shit! It looks a meter long!
LET ME IN THE DAMNED BATHROOM, I HAVE TO LAUNCH A SHIT MISSILE!
(afterwards)
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Son of a bitch, that hurt. *looks down*
Holy shit! It looks a meter long!
by DEC42 March 14, 2008
1. A euphemism for the bullet you were accidently shot with.
2. A bullet reserved for one of your friends.
2. A bullet reserved for one of your friends.
"I was in the shit. I even got a Purple Heart, but I was probably just shot by a Homie Missile. Half my squad was blind. It was bad news bears."
"I've become quite frustrated with my roommate situation. That mother Charlie ate my pasta, again. If he does it one more time, I'm going to have to fire a Homie Missile at that bitch."
"I've become quite frustrated with my roommate situation. That mother Charlie ate my pasta, again. If he does it one more time, I'm going to have to fire a Homie Missile at that bitch."
by K Voorhees September 12, 2008
A male or female who takes penises in their asses or pussyes(if you are a female). Usually refered to gay men.
1. Faggot
2. Brokeback
3. Charlie: Mom that strange looking man across the street said he wanted to play missile catch.
4. Damn Dan is a real missile catcher for sure look at how many guys he played catch with.
2. Brokeback
3. Charlie: Mom that strange looking man across the street said he wanted to play missile catch.
4. Damn Dan is a real missile catcher for sure look at how many guys he played catch with.
by DJMUN May 31, 2006
your chilling at the club and your friend says 'yo watch out theres a predator missile coming right at you!'
by matt "the solution" September 12, 2010