3 definitions by K Voorhees
(con-yay pest) n. 1. An arrogant self-assertive person. 2. Braggart. 3. A clean-cut selfish rapper. 4. A rapper that says that they are underground-underground-underground, but really they are just another narcissistic dickhead.
"Yo yo, hey girls, hey beautiful, hey baby, you really got to check it with these new beats I just laid down in my private studio basement with Killer B of the High Sea, and Dj Bling from Miami. He's the best there ever was."
"Amanda, don't even look at him and maybe Kanye Pest will think we're deaf or something. Let's go get a mocha."
"Amanda, don't even look at him and maybe Kanye Pest will think we're deaf or something. Let's go get a mocha."
by K Voorhees September 17, 2009
Randpire or Randpyre (n.) (adj.)
\rändˈpī(-ə)r\ (alt.) \rändˈpir\
1. One who lives by preying on others.
2. A dipshit vampire.
3. A person tricked into thinking that selfishness is a greater virtue than selflessness.
4. The quality of sucking the life out of people through narcissistic political and moral beliefs.
\rändˈpī(-ə)r\ (alt.) \rändˈpir\
1. One who lives by preying on others.
2. A dipshit vampire.
3. A person tricked into thinking that selfishness is a greater virtue than selflessness.
4. The quality of sucking the life out of people through narcissistic political and moral beliefs.
Terence, well that was a real randpire thing to say.
What? When I'm a billionaire, the poor can go screw. If they wanted to get ahead, they should have worked harder. If they CHOSE to save $67 a month and put it in mutual funds, they would have been millionaires by the time they were 70, instead they're just stupid and dead. You can't fucking tax me. That's stealing, bro. I'm building my own Nascar track and paying for lots of jouissance with lots of bitches.
Terence, you fucking frat boy, you don't even have the slightest Lacanian estimate of what the nature of your jouissance truly is...see you on the other side of your Kentucky Fried Charlie Sheen Don Juan breakdown, reptilian douche.
What? When I'm a billionaire, the poor can go screw. If they wanted to get ahead, they should have worked harder. If they CHOSE to save $67 a month and put it in mutual funds, they would have been millionaires by the time they were 70, instead they're just stupid and dead. You can't fucking tax me. That's stealing, bro. I'm building my own Nascar track and paying for lots of jouissance with lots of bitches.
Terence, you fucking frat boy, you don't even have the slightest Lacanian estimate of what the nature of your jouissance truly is...see you on the other side of your Kentucky Fried Charlie Sheen Don Juan breakdown, reptilian douche.
by K Voorhees March 8, 2011
1. A euphemism for the bullet you were accidently shot with.
2. A bullet reserved for one of your friends.
2. A bullet reserved for one of your friends.
"I was in the shit. I even got a Purple Heart, but I was probably just shot by a Homie Missile. Half my squad was blind. It was bad news bears."
"I've become quite frustrated with my roommate situation. That mother Charlie ate my pasta, again. If he does it one more time, I'm going to have to fire a Homie Missile at that bitch."
"I've become quite frustrated with my roommate situation. That mother Charlie ate my pasta, again. If he does it one more time, I'm going to have to fire a Homie Missile at that bitch."
by K Voorhees September 12, 2008