Garret

Will love you with all his passion. Probaly plays games. Broke his moms finger and hates the name Garbear .

Damn... that's a garret

by Yeye haurcut August 2, 2021

Garret

Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).

Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019

Garret Payne

nerd

garret payne

by jgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg October 29, 2020

Garret Gilbert

The quarterback with his first professional start against the undefeated Steelers and is 7-0

Garret Gilbert is torching the cowboys.

by RyanDaking1 November 8, 2020

Garret

a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.

Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett

by rararory October 18, 2020

Garret

Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.

Damn garrets mom is double cheeked up right now. Mmm mmm mmm.

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Garret

A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.

Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.

Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.

Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.

Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.

by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022