A phrase which refers to a women's roller derby team conducting themselves in a manner that would serve to represent their players as dirty, skanky, slutty, outrageous, and audacious, all in an effort to convince people that they are cool. They just look dirty.
by >>>AQUAFINA>>> September 17, 2009
The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!
Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment
Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!
Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!
by Travis Urban August 25, 2008
When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.
I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!
by Physically a horse June 03, 2018
When you're doing a chick in the booty, and she immediately pops up after you jizz to drop a deuce on your head whilst humming the song from the horse track.
by Jibba22 March 04, 2008
noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.
2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.
3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.
2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.
3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1.
"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"
2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"
2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
by mikekais September 24, 2013
An enjoyable form of BDSM play whereby the male scrotum is exposed and beat and slapped repeatedly with a riding crop like the ass end of horse running the Kentucky Derby.
My mistress pulled my scrotum from my fly and gave me derby balls. The pleasure was incredible.
I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.
I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
Jonny: What's wrong with her?
Jen: She's got a derby hangover after two people fell on her at practice yesterday
Jen: She's got a derby hangover after two people fell on her at practice yesterday
by KingKam February 14, 2012