Carlson

a dashing young gentleman with a high charisma

also has a very nice taste in subway

carlson: i’m heading to subway, y’all want anything?
innocent bystander: veggie delight please
carlson: a man with class you are

by squelchnghh November 21, 2021

Carlson (3D)

A game made by Dani that is still in deplovment

Dani:Oh so you don’t know what Carlson (3D) is?

by SUB2DANI November 4, 2021

Carlson

A fat booty nigga who typically has twists/dreads pretty smart but the most nonchalant person you could meet

Carlson Big booty ass always quiet

by The woop descoop September 16, 2021

Carlson

Really just a fat booty nigga who normally had dreads/twists normally nonchalant

Why Carlson fat booty ass so quiet today

by The woop descoop September 16, 2021

Carlson

The sexiest Filipino in the world! He is 6'5, Challenger in League, sexy as fuck, and can bench 280-290 on a bad day

Carlson mid gapped again?! Thats his 8th time! If only Ben could do that

by slightly_vexing November 22, 2021

Carlson

Telling the public you believe something that you actually don't.

Hey look, that guy pulled a carlson!

by Enso March 10, 2023

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023