Breading

The act of visiting a toilet armed with bread immediately after the toilet has been used. Proceeding to clean the toilet with the bread and then eating it.

The guys from audit always go into the toilet after I've laid one out, they mop up the remnants and eat the bread, the dirty breaders. It was a breading fest.

by Breader November 27, 2007

bread

(verb) the act of penetrating with a baguette or similarly shaped baked produce. With God-fearing intent.

e.g. "Getcher arse over here boi, ahm gonna bread you good!"
or
"It was amazing, he breaded me for hours. I was dough in his hands"

by anon ee mouse May 05, 2006

Bread is bread

Bread is bread means that money is money you’ll do whatever for it

Him:Bro are you really gonna shoot him over money

Me:Yea bread is bread

by Killbill🤺 December 28, 2019

Bread

Bread often useful for breaking tension amongst strangers. Discovered by Professor Mark Newman of yeast and wheat ltd.

(group of people sat in a room, two minute deeply icy silence)
Person 1: Who likes bread?
(Conversation soon starts over bread topics)

I like bread!

by Jrockygogo September 19, 2011

breadful

A modern spin on the "dreadful feeling of a lot of upcoming pain"

"God today school is going to be breadful "
"Yeah, I am going to be in a loaf of pain. "

by zrickwabble March 16, 2022

Bread

Generic tissues.

"hey do u need some bread to soak ur tears in?"
"yes please."

by spideygirl1989 January 03, 2023

Bread

Money &/or Assets

Probably derived from the term bread winner

I barely make enough bread to break bread with my husband.

by IbreathAir February 27, 2021