Assholism

A following practiced by many around the world, which needs several years of training and a natural instinct of basic shittiness.

A:What's with that omar, man?
B:Oh, he's a strict assholist, he trains in assholism everyday.

by Rapius August 20, 2009

Asshole

In a job context, someone who is cruelly inflexible and shows no understanding or compassion toward the unfortunate circumstances of others.

Demanding that the grease trap be cleaned out, the asshole fast-food manager threatened to fire Stephan if he took off a couple of days to take his terminally ill daughter to the Mayo Clinic for hospice care.

by Vibesman May 13, 2009

asshole

Definition #1: the hole in the buttocks where poo is ejected

Definition #2: an individual who starts arguments, is a total

jerk, and/or is nagging/irritating/bitchy

Example 1: Everyone should have an asshole.

Example 2: Everyone knows an asshole.

by Meh_defined_asshole March 02, 2010

asshole

Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.

That asshole took my parking space.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 01, 2004

asshole

suddenly remembering the capital of south korea

asshole is an expression used when someone remembers the capital of south korea

guy: what the is capital of south korea.
someone else: i don't know broe
guy: asshole!
someone else: oh yeah

by rher November 24, 2022

Asshole

A jerk, is well, just that--a jerk. Someone who disrupts others and takes pleasure in it. We have all met jerks and know one, when we see one.

But an asshole, is someone who regularly and forcibly takes total delight in being a jerk.

'He was more than a jerk. He was a real asshole'.

by Heuristical January 16, 2022

Asshole

Your butt hole. Were your shit comes out.

"I got hair on my asshole!"

by escapedgoat September 30, 2004