December 9

give your girl a hoodie for three whole days to make them remember you!

boy:hey
girl: it’s December 9th
boy: *gives hoodie *

by ihaveapig November 23, 2023

December 9, 1999

The day when urban dictionary became a thing...

guy 1 : what happened in December 9, 1999?

guy 2 : urban dictionary came.

by guest75462 January 18, 2024

december 9

December 9 is the day were you tell everyone that you care for, that you appreciate and then smack them with love :)

Kelly: hey I appreciate you tiffany *slaps tiffany*
Tiffany: why did you slap me?!
Kelly: because its December 9th

by djfkwhuefhkefhk:) December 8, 2019

December 9

December 9 is national praise Mayson Landry for his legendary jazz solo.

Guy: Ayy you slippery goose, what day is it?
Slippery Goose: You already know it’s December 9 bro
Guy: Fr? Where’s Mayson Landry?
Slippery Goose: Why you got beef?
Guy: It’s national praise Mayson Landry for his jazz solo
Slippery Goose: Ait’ bet

by Mayson Landry enthusiast December 8, 2021

December 9

International day of being most weird as possible

Finally it’s December 9!!! Hauqhwidnwisnqos

by Why you want to know it haha October 18, 2019

December 9

Guys who are born on this day, issa crackhead and talking Spanish. Yikes

- Meme Kæresten

Guy 1: “When is your birthday?”
Guy 2: “December 9th”
Guy 1: “Wow, then good luck you crackhead who’s talking spanish”

by Lmaobyee04 November 17, 2019

December 9

The day where you steal an item from someone else’s lunch.

Person 1: *steals
Person 2: hey why’d you steal that from me?
Person 1: It’s December 9
Person 2: that’s no excuse to steal stuff, shitass

by You’re all hive minded cunts December 9, 2021