Children who grew up in the 1980s. Born 1969-1982, given that children start remembering around the age of 7 although a majority would be born in the mid 70s.
I wish I was an 80's kid.
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 29, 2021
"All of my relationships are over before they've began. Is that so wrong? I just want to be in love Damn child of the 80's syndrome. I want it now!"
by Karsh March 1, 2004
Taken from the position one assumes whilst pinning the telephone to their ear with their shoulder in order to have both hands free. The male places his penis upon the female shoulder, she then assumes the position and the male proceeds to make fuck with the neck/shoulder region. This can be achieved from in front or behind, or even both simultaneously.
by southwest.strangla September 18, 2011
Someone stuck in a 1980's style or thought pattern. Could be a guy with a glam rock T-shirt but could also mean a stockbroker type that celebrates "80's greed and excess" by dressing in a suit, with slicked back hair, and a giant cell phone attached to his ear.
by JimNickerson November 8, 2007
someone stuck in the 1980's; wears clothes & hairstyle that was popular in 1986; listens to Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Poison; drives a beat-up 1983 Pontiac Firebird (see hooptie) that barely runs
80's Guy has a mullet and wears a jean jacket and a "Warrant" t-shirt; 80's girl wears so mushc hairspray that she got helmet-hair, as well as WAY too much makeup
by Bozz Hawg April 21, 2004
as you slamming a girl in the vagina, poke your tongue, do the devil's horns and with your free hand, beat the shit out of her with a drumstick.
guy 1: i was doing this girl in da pussy, then i totally 80's metal drummered her.
guy 2: dude, thats sweet, did you KO her with the drumstick?
guy 2: dude, thats sweet, did you KO her with the drumstick?
by dickentot April 20, 2010
The music rocked in the 80's, at least hip-hop wasn't commercial and we had a conservative goverment.
by Tom December 2, 2003