:*8=D

The act of informing someone through the universal forum of text that you expect a fantastic sucking of the lower male extremeties

In a text message
BF: Hey
GF: What's up?
BF: Oh nothing much
GF: Well what do you want to do tonight?
BF: :*8=D
GF: :)) youre going to go insane

by thatone guy June 19, 2012

8===D

A dick

Look now.

I'm about to suck a 8===D

by A Grammer Nazi August 2, 2017

8=====D (){:

Either, a mustached man or an Italian woman preparing to fill his or her mouth with a large cock.

its best to bold the (){: when sending over aim but i don't know how to do that.

I'm going to sleep, 8=====D (){:, now don't bother me.

by jimboasdfasdf October 18, 2007

8===D

if you don't know what this is you need to get your eyes checked...
IT'S A DICK!!!(for you sticklers for proper scientific terminology out there, it's a penis( you know... that thing hanging between your legs(otherwise known as your best friend)))

Me: so what was the "reward" you recieved yesterday
Friend: 8===D👄
Me: ...
Me: I'm so proud of you (╥﹏╥)

by READIT!!! February 28, 2018

8=====D

8=====D means dick when you're too lazy to type it.

hey {insert bf name here} i came to see you're 8=====D tonight.

by Randomguy2006 November 10, 2020

8=======D

A PENIS U DUMB ASS

i like ur 8=======D

by not all blacks have ebola June 11, 2019

8=====================D

The longest dick in the world
your dick after you jacked off, all red and pink, with extra cum dripping out of it, with some truffle butter on it

I typed to her '8=====================D {()}'.
I hope she knows what I mean.

by Truckload of Swag February 27, 2016