1 2 oatmeal

Best song ever

Everyone: 1 2 oatmeal, Kirby is a pink guy

by Synthetic_Block June 20, 2018

1-2 Punch

A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.

Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.

You: If you like that, then check this out.

*You whip it out*

You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.

by McNubbin42 December 18, 2009

1 2 Fuck

Saying 1 2 fuck out loud fast makes it sound like, "want to fuck"
Originally a joke made by Lauren Courtney of Ohio.

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by Rainbow Wolf July 25, 2011

34 1/2

34 1/2 is half of 69. It means one performing an oral sex act instead of two performing simultaneously.

34 1/2 is my favorite sexual position, it's less work than 69.

by asisee January 16, 2013

1/2 O

half ounce of bud/weed/pot

shit man that 1/2 O was dank as hell

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Mother 1+2

A game NOA is too lazy to release...

It's basically Earthbound 0 and Earthbound put together in a GBA cart.

Oh, Nintendo, when is Mother 1+2 coming out?

by Mr. GS December 26, 2004

1/2 base

Masturbation

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."

by grizzy411 July 26, 2012