A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018
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Batjune first was announced in early 2018 by everyone on Twitter after rumors circulated that a sort of batman “fanfic” was in the works but it’s apparent that The Batman jr grimes is something else entirely
Junior Grimes is a real life batman who is possibly the realest interpretation as he’s mentally ill and uses his tools and knowledge to violently destroy crime as well as metaphorically trying to save himself.
Batfleck if he had a son it’d be batjune
Batjune first was announced in early 2018 by everyone on Twitter after rumors circulated that a sort of batman “fanfic” was in the works but it’s apparent that The Batman jr grimes is something else entirely
Junior Grimes is a real life batman who is possibly the realest interpretation as he’s mentally ill and uses his tools and knowledge to violently destroy crime as well as metaphorically trying to save himself.
Batfleck if he had a son it’d be batjune
EXAMPLE:
WB: your all too weak! No one can stop me, for your pathetic batmen are old and past their prime
Batfleck and Nolan batman: we can’t, but he can
*pointing at a flying shadow coming towards the WB executives*
Batjune: RRRRAAUGH!!!!! *kicks them all down a cliff
WB: *dies*
Batjune (junior Grimes)
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Batjune is the portmanteau of junior grimes batman pretty much, no need to cause such confusion or chaos (which unsurprisingly is what old J would love to happen)
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If there’s a violent and young merciless batman it’s DEFINITELY batjune, not even red hood competes
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Defined . “Batjune”
WB: your all too weak! No one can stop me, for your pathetic batmen are old and past their prime
Batfleck and Nolan batman: we can’t, but he can
*pointing at a flying shadow coming towards the WB executives*
Batjune: RRRRAAUGH!!!!! *kicks them all down a cliff
WB: *dies*
Batjune (junior Grimes)
——
Batjune is the portmanteau of junior grimes batman pretty much, no need to cause such confusion or chaos (which unsurprisingly is what old J would love to happen)
______
If there’s a violent and young merciless batman it’s DEFINITELY batjune, not even red hood competes
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Defined . “Batjune”
by Righteous skill October 7, 2021
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Went viral online after only 2 months, considered the greatest fan made batman related work EVER.
a violent graphic novel serving as a metaphor for endless batman reboots as well as what it truly takes to be the batman, (ie. mental illness, insanity and the willpower to keep going)
rumored to have been seen by ben affleck
Went viral online after only 2 months, considered the greatest fan made batman related work EVER.
a violent graphic novel serving as a metaphor for endless batman reboots as well as what it truly takes to be the batman, (ie. mental illness, insanity and the willpower to keep going)
rumored to have been seen by ben affleck
The batman (jr grimes) is the dark knight of Batman fan made stories but to call it “fan made” would be insulting to it.
The batman (jr grimes) was released in 2019
The batman (jr grimes) was released in 2019
by Misfired December 3, 2021
Get the The Batman (jr grimes) mug.It is a regime, a transcendental, mythic, metaphysical, and spiritual bond in which rulers embody superhuman types as a telos, based on spiritual transcendence, hierarchy, authority, discipline, courage, honor, loyalty, fidelity, temperance, abnegation, virtue, wisdom, symbols, asceticism , anagogy and heroism. Consequently, the intrinsic integral development of its members (suum cuique). Something similar to ancient wisdom, myths, epics and spiritual traditions.
Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, rationalism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, rationalism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
Traditional Aristocracy differs mainly from the liberal bourgeois and modern oligarchy, as it is based on transcendence rather than immanence.
by tradical July 7, 2023
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Batman jr Grimes IS EVERYTHING you could hope for in a Batman story, it’s a love letter to Batman fans everywhere and emotional where it shouldn’t be and intense where one doesn’t expect it too
a solid crime thriller that is significant in its existence as it flips the comic book genre on its head and now a staple of realistic comic books everywhere and discredits all fanfiction.
The Batman jr grimes
a solid crime thriller that is significant in its existence as it flips the comic book genre on its head and now a staple of realistic comic books everywhere and discredits all fanfiction.
The Batman jr grimes
by Magnesium_DUI December 27, 2021
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Get the Garden Gobbler mug.mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible stream-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are.
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