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Blonde All Over The Place 

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.
It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!

roadside blonde 

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics
So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

venetian blonde 

Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.
They loved her distinctive hair shade, Venetian blonde, midway between blonde and auburn.
venetian blonde by fashion-pansy November 2, 2013

is u blonde or is u blind 

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see
Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

blonde fart 

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
blonde fart by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017

Bleach Blonde Amber

A typical no brained slutty blonde with no moral values. She lives off of her parents, they raise her daughter. She is easy, loose and has long nasty wizard sleeves. Don't let the cleavage fool y'all, those big things hang and have sausage nips. Eeeeewww!