Literate kid

Someone on the internet who uses perfect grammar when they talk; Usually thinks highly of themselves. Most literate kids only talk to other literate kids, and see anyone else as stupid.

boy1 : hey u know were i can find sum free music?
boy2 : Ew, ever heard of a thing called grammar? You should try it sometime.
boy1 : cn u just tell me were i can get free music??
boy2 : Yeah, when you start typing so I can understand you. Dictionary.com, retard.
boy1 : damn literate kids.......

Literate kid by Kimmysnotok April 19, 2008

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Ignorance Liberation Front

The secret name of the Tea Party used by it's over-class organizers like the Koch brothers, Dick Armey, and Josef Gobbels, Jr.

Over-Class Bastard #1: "We should have the Ignorance Liberation Front protest against oxygen."

Over-Class Bastard #2: "They would do it too! Ha ha. Those Tea Baggers are so gullible. Oh say, would you be so good as to pass me the Baby Pate?"

Ignorance Liberation Front by Patrick Henry Ulanov November 14, 2010

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literateur

One who is almost obnoxiously acquainted with literature, and frequently reminds others of this fact.

A 'literateur' would immediately recognize the Dickensian reference if one wrote the word "humble" as "'umble", and would make damn sure you knew he/she knew you knew.

literateur by Tuco Wilde January 12, 2008