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Irish speed bump

When a woman has had too many children and her vagina is loose. You shove a potato in her ass for th extra friction during sex.
Katy's pussy is blown out from having her 9th kid. Now I have to give her an Irish speed bump whenever we have sex.
by aBIOgene515 August 9, 2016
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Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.
"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"
by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018
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Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
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Speed bumps

Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.
I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work
by YourstrulyARL January 23, 2022
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Speed bump

Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump
by Galasika March 8, 2024
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Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.
Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus
by Dragonsandman July 16, 2021
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Speed bump

When a girl has a big ass
She got a SPEED BUMP!
by Donald Trump7458 February 27, 2017
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