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Yak Pussy 

A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.
Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.

hay pussy 

When a woman's vagina becomes so dry that it developes straw like hairs in the folds of the meat.
Damn dude, I went for a mouth full of roast beef, but came back with a mouth full of hay pussy
hay pussy by TheIncorrect1 January 2, 2016

Trapped Pussy

A term usually used to describe a woman's sexual frustration.
Josh: Are you ok? You seem kinda tense.

Nesta: I haven't had sex in 2 months, I have a serious case of trapped pussy.
Trapped Pussy by JoshuaH96 January 9, 2017

Evil Pussy

Really bomb pussy that will have you hooked like a drug, but is attached to a evil and/or insane female
I wanna leave her, but she got that evil pussy man.
Evil Pussy by Evil Pussy May 5, 2018

Chicken Pussy Syndrome 

When a woman eats chicken, especially Chick-fil-A, and her pussy smells and tastes like chicken. Some even report chicken oozing out of the vagina.
Gross, you're dating her? I heard she has Chicken Pussy Syndrome

"What's the news, doc?"
"I'm sorry to inform you of this, but you have a chronic case of chicken pussy syndrome."

Jalapeno pussy 

This is a beaner version of "all up in your pussy" but could also mean shoving a jalapeno up your or someone elses asshole
Imma get jalapeno pussy baby girl.