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Black Thing

Any phrase, story or joke that only African Americans understand. This is due to their history in the United States.

It can also mean someone who is not Black but very into Black culture. They also have a very strong physical and sexual attraction to Black people. (Something racist White people don’t admit to)
Joe: i noticed Jill is always talking to Black guys in the street.
Jane: Yea! She is very into the Black Thing as you can see
by DougSmug November 26, 2022
mugGet the Black Thingmug.
When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
mugGet the Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxingmug.

Black by penetration

A non black female who develops a black ethnic, Black African or Black Afro Caribbean persona after having sex with a black man.
Watch that girl kissing her teeth, because she's with Tyrone she thinks she's "Black by penetration."
by Black vibe October 23, 2022
mugGet the Black by penetrationmug.

Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024
bro i just fullported some black people futures
by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024
mugGet the Black People Futuresmug.

big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗
“ i have big black penis syndrome
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “
by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023
mugGet the big black penis syndromemug.

black date

The new monthly update on the way black people speaj
by Rain the angel March 7, 2019
mugGet the black datemug.

Black Easter

Black Easter is the season of the Black Rabbit crated by Irving Aguilera.
Black Easter reminds me of Havana The Rabbit!
by Knitty March 31, 2024
mugGet the Black Eastermug.

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