jack off

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.

Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?

by Davey Didoe May 26, 2018

Alien off

Insult your friends without them even knowing!

Alien off Will

by Damian1_3 May 28, 2018

Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018

right off it

When you do lodes of drugs and your right off ya head

Terrence was had lodes of belters and Mandy bombs now he's right off it

by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017

Hippity hoppity get off my property

Sentance used when someone wants to make the person talking to him go away or shut up.

Dude1: Hey did you know the xbox is better than Playstati-
Dude2: Hippity hoppity get off my property

by Im cringy December 15, 2017

Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

get off my dick

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick

Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a

by Seven.klza December 24, 2017