butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018

zach butts

Badass mo-fucka who loves nipple tweaking and dragon blasting the fuck out of some hoes

Don’t make me go all Zach Butts on you bitch.

by ZBooty69 May 9, 2018

CHEEKY BUTTS

Bikini bottoms that aren't quite a thong, but close.

I beter do my squats, so I can wear my cheeky butts to the pool this summer.

by Seshire May 10, 2018

Nysky Butt

The sort of man who is trying to date you and generally has his shit together but he's not particularly attractive so you, along with any other woman in which he expresses an interest, politely decline him.

You're a nysky butt I think we should just be friends.

by jsizzle82 March 14, 2018

butt-wich

Butt-wich: A sandwich that tastes like ass

This thing tastes nasty it is a damn butt-wich

by That Lego on the floor February 13, 2017

Wonder butt

Here two men and six women are having an orgy. The women must all create a circle and the two men must insert there penis into them like russian roulette, the women who get the penis must guess which of the men did it.

Why wasn't you answering your phone?
Oh I was playing wonder butt with John and Carl.

by Bukaki boi February 23, 2017

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017