off a pod

When u hit a juul so hard that you feel like ur off a bag.

You high man?
Nah I'm just off a pod.

by Treywayispedogang October 8, 2018

Get off my dick

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024

Jug-off

A tit wank, titjob

I asked Tom to install my Hive thermostat, and as payment I offered my girlfriend give him a jug-off

by Dave the rave! December 13, 2019

The more you show off

A jealousy sentence or a counter for show offs.

Ugh, the more you show off, the more you're gonna be a dropout and going to be homeless. Jeez.

by RsUselessinformation March 29, 2022

Off-Puck Defense

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.

"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."

by dpass19 April 7, 2020

simp-off

When you battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

It's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

Off fell

Better way to say fell off

Jayesh off fell so hard

by Offtothewhy May 19, 2022