timesponge

Someone who spends a lot of their time on calls that are achieving nothing.

Phil spends 2 hours every day on Teams calls. He's a total fucking Timesponge. Talking about nothing,

by Hugher Janus November 28, 2024

timebomb

The best couple, they're together and love each other so much. Jinx faked her death, concluding that she went to Ekko, they took months to forgive, apologize and started dating lalalalallalalallal

"Timebomb is totally cute and not angsty and stuff"

by iluvstroganoffandjinxandviktor December 5, 2024

Timesed

Past tense for a word that little kids or idiots would use instead of “multiplied.”

Teacher: What did you do to 2 to get 6?
Student 1: I timesed it by 3.
Student 2: ARGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! IT’S “MULTIPLIED” NOT TIMESED YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!

by Asdaddadds December 13, 2024

Timepepper

timekeeper but she got turned into a pepper

where did timepepper go

by fiddlestickings December 28, 2024

timeflation

A significant loss of limited time, resulting from things taking excessively longer than they should, usually caused by people or businesses seeking to rip off and/or profit in overcompensation for the recent economic inflation

"It seems that almost every time I go to Food Lion, they "accidentally on purpose" overcharge me for posted sale items. Then when I approach customer service about the overcharge, they take their good ol sweet time making me wait around to get it corrected, wasting my time, when time is worth money to me, the ultimate act of timeflation."

"He is purposely shirking his responsibilities, costing me precious time, in turn costing me time I could be out earning money...what an ahole to cause me such immense timeflation."

"I never seem to ever get as much done in a period of time as I should, despite working harder than ever... timeflation."

by Sloan Petersen January 26, 2025

timeeka

A strong person ready to take on the world. The mother of all mothers.

Wow that mom over there is such a timeeka.

by Susan Kelly February 2, 2025

timephobia

Fear of Mr. Time

My friend has timephobia dont invite mr time to the groupchat

by nebula.lol February 6, 2025