dog wont hunt

A situation that clearly wont work. something which wont happen at all. Highly unlike to go as planned.

Suzan says she 'd love to have a date with the new guy in class. Problem is , he is married already... "that dog wont hunt". fail

by SONNIA PEREIRA LIMA February 15, 2017

dog water

a slang term for a gamrer being "trash" at playing a certain game.

"Bro you are absolute dog water right now."

by Samucob123 August 17, 2023

weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle

“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”

by the lioness god October 31, 2021

Dirty Dog

South Indian racial slur due to their black skin and messed up hair.

Stop it Chandu you dirty dog

by ChanduCheeti69 November 7, 2021

Whistle dog

The booty hole

Aye yo let me lick that whistle dog

by angelicaaa_glo July 14, 2019

Wiener dog song

Wiener dog wiener dog how did you get so long, wiener dog wiener dog come listen to my song, How i love you wiener dog, its you that I adore, how i love you wiener dog riding on your skateboard.

Sammy: Hi, please sing the Wiener dog song
Alex: Wiener dog wiener dog how did you get so long, wiener dog wiener dog come listen to my song, How i love you wiener dog, its you that I adore, how i love you wiener dog riding on your skateboard.

by WEEENER DOOG September 22, 2023

national dogs day

may 1st is the day to go spent the day with your dog. you can do homework with your dog next to them. after that play with them, feed them treats and you cant be mad at them or yell at them!

person 1; spends time with their dog
person 2: why are you spending time with your dog
person 1: its national dogs day

by I like Bunnies April 21, 2021