by vand3l October 11, 2008
Get the e-jerk off mug.Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
Get the Incestuous Off-spring mug.A colloquial term used to describe the state of being "on one", or "turned up". Can also be used as a synonym for fresh, dope, cool, or lit.
I was fine drinking all that Jameson, but that L really got me off the yomp.
Those new Yeezy Boost 750's off the yomp BIG TIME.
Those new Yeezy Boost 750's off the yomp BIG TIME.
by Foxx Bodii March 15, 2019
Get the Off The Yomp mug.Detoxing from any drug, but especially alcohol. The mentally and physically uncomfortable (and potentially fatal) withdrawal process which accompanies ceasing the use of one's drug of choice on one's own, i.e. without medical assistance.
"Shaking" refers to the "tremors" (shaking uncontrollably) which accompany this process.
"The Doom" refers any and/or all of the following: 1) the consistent and delusional feeling that something horrible and unstoppable is on the verge of occuring; 2) the "shadows", i.e. visual hallucinations which are the result of "delirium tremens" and/or insomnia; 3) the existential dread, terror, and regret concerning the very real possibility of death from withdrawal; and/or the intense nausea which causes one to be unable to "keep anything down."
Shaking off the Doom does not necessarily incapacitate, in that someone could, for example, still go to school or work while being in the process of it. Oftentimes, however, it is, temporarily, physically and mentally crippling. The Doom is shaken off when one is able to resume normal functioning.
"Shaking" refers to the "tremors" (shaking uncontrollably) which accompany this process.
"The Doom" refers any and/or all of the following: 1) the consistent and delusional feeling that something horrible and unstoppable is on the verge of occuring; 2) the "shadows", i.e. visual hallucinations which are the result of "delirium tremens" and/or insomnia; 3) the existential dread, terror, and regret concerning the very real possibility of death from withdrawal; and/or the intense nausea which causes one to be unable to "keep anything down."
Shaking off the Doom does not necessarily incapacitate, in that someone could, for example, still go to school or work while being in the process of it. Oftentimes, however, it is, temporarily, physically and mentally crippling. The Doom is shaken off when one is able to resume normal functioning.
Person 1: "Are you ok? You look like death!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm just shaking off the Doom. I've been drinking hard for three weeks straight, but ran outta money and booze."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm just shaking off the Doom. I've been drinking hard for three weeks straight, but ran outta money and booze."
by Zavcaptain April 14, 2022
Get the Shaking off the Doom mug.Used to announce the arrival of fresh, hot fried rice, usually just off a ship or cooking line. A way to signal something amazing, steamy, and worth dropping everything for.
Origin – The Chronicles of Steam and Salt (circa 603 CE)
Legend holds that during the reign of Emperor Gǔ Tán of the Jade Coast, the empire faced a culinary famine. The emperor, a devout lover of wok-fried rice, decreed that no grain of mediocre rice shall be served within the palace walls.
He summoned the Seven Rice Alchemists, legendary chefs who sailed eastward in gilded boats to find the perfect grain, seasoned wind, and wok flame. After three lunar cycles, they returned—bearing not just rare spices and golden grains, but vats of fried rice so fragrant, the emperor wept into his beard.
As the boats docked, steam rose like incense, and the people cried:
“Fresh off the boat!”
(“Rice from the boat, heaven’s aroma descends.”)
The phrase passed into legend, later used by dock workers, food smugglers, and ravenous poets whenever something too good to be local came in hot.
Fun Fact:
During a 1986 noodle festival in Macau, a fried rice vendor was fined for yelling “Fresh off the boat!” too many times during a single hour. It was later ruled a protected phrase by the Culinary Heritage Bureau.
Origin – The Chronicles of Steam and Salt (circa 603 CE)
Legend holds that during the reign of Emperor Gǔ Tán of the Jade Coast, the empire faced a culinary famine. The emperor, a devout lover of wok-fried rice, decreed that no grain of mediocre rice shall be served within the palace walls.
He summoned the Seven Rice Alchemists, legendary chefs who sailed eastward in gilded boats to find the perfect grain, seasoned wind, and wok flame. After three lunar cycles, they returned—bearing not just rare spices and golden grains, but vats of fried rice so fragrant, the emperor wept into his beard.
As the boats docked, steam rose like incense, and the people cried:
“Fresh off the boat!”
(“Rice from the boat, heaven’s aroma descends.”)
The phrase passed into legend, later used by dock workers, food smugglers, and ravenous poets whenever something too good to be local came in hot.
Fun Fact:
During a 1986 noodle festival in Macau, a fried rice vendor was fined for yelling “Fresh off the boat!” too many times during a single hour. It was later ruled a protected phrase by the Culinary Heritage Bureau.
by guy laughing June 7, 2025
Get the fresh off the boat mug.This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
by Harry bartole May 26, 2022
Get the Chop a maloo off the lights mug.by Greg Lassiter December 9, 2008
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