me trying to find who asked

like bruh who tf asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked

by cringe060 March 15, 2022

Let me see your phone

When your parents say this, you know your screwed.

Dad: Let me see your phone
Me: Oh sh-

by datboi101lol February 24, 2021

Mom'ed the fu*k out of me!

When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.

Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.

by Frank D Brown April 27, 2021

just contact me through the app

What a woman tells a man that she met on Tinder when he asks for her number and/or a second date and she does not want to see him again.

You: I had a great time, it would be great to hangout again
Her: Me too
You: How can I get in touch with you?
Her: Just contact me through the app

by dutone October 24, 2019

Nigga stop let me sex

When someone prevents you from doing something or doesn't allow you to

They tried to stop letting him sex so Justin_fishing7626 said ''nigga stop let me sex'' 💯💯💯

by CallMeValentine August 10, 2023

You spin me right round

A song written by Dead Or Alive, sometimes called the meatspin song. Used in a shock site.

Bob: hey Jamal
Jamal: what
Bob: *spins*
Jamal: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND.

by Orestan12 August 10, 2023

go ahead and log out for me

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus

“i wanna watch porn rn”

“go ahead and log out for me hon”

by livinlikelarry2 March 24, 2020