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Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me
Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred
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It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!

An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.
Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.
by ShawShankPrison February 21, 2023
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me trying to find who asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked
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You spin me right round

A song written by Dead Or Alive, sometimes called the meatspin song. Used in a shock site.
Bob: hey Jamal
Jamal: what
Bob: *spins*
Jamal: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND.
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someone whos better than me

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me
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go ahead and log out for me

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus
i wanna watch porn rn”

go ahead and log out for me hon”
by livinlikelarry2 March 24, 2020
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