cuntoid

1) n. someone who is acting like a douchebag

2) adj. word used to describe a person whose features resemble female genitalia

1) I decided to go home because Tom was acting like a total cuntoid.

2) Did you see that girl's face?? She had cuntoid lips!

by vwwoolle March 2, 2008

Cunty McNasty

An absolute uberbitch. Usually a bitter woman approaching middle age that is angry because she has never had a good orgasm. Or she is bitter because she was unknowingly recorded having anal sex with the hired help. Yeah, that chick. Can sometimes be a college age girl who believes she is hotter than the sun and therefore the world should kiss her ass.

That chick is such a Cunty McNasty, who gave her a swirly while taking her from behind?

by Charlie Cakes April 17, 2008

Cuntigan

A cooligan who exhibits cunty-like characteristics. A cooligan is a cool hooligan, therefore a cunty cooligan is defined as a cuntigan.

The Cuntfield Cuntigans spread havoc across the inner south-eastern suburbs of Melbourne on New Years Day 2005. Their hooliganistic behaviour may have been considered cool by some but overall overshadowed by general mob-rule cuntiness.

by Cuzmeister October 20, 2008

Cuntyfuck

1) An exclamation of annoyance

2) An insult

1) "Oh cuntyfuck, I appear to have forgotten my car-keys!"

2) "David Beckham is a total cuntyfuck."

by lesbianlemonpuffwoof April 23, 2009

Cuntbumper

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

Cuntatorship

Similar to a dictatorship, except the leader is a bigger tyrant.

When the statue came down, he knew his cuntatorship was in tatters.

by alexbusby July 22, 2010

Cuntquest

When a man or men go out for a night on the town, but mostly with the intention of getting some pussy.

Joey: Dude, me and my bro tony went on a cuntquest last weekend. On a scale of 1 to 10... i got all the pussy.

Tommy: Awesome bro! Lets go suck each other off.

Joey: Yeah man!!! *high five*

by Dr. Mr. Badguy January 1, 2012