there's a first Sunday in every month

Just because something has never happened, doesn't mean it won't ever happen.

" I've never and will never kiss a man with a mustache."
"There's a first Sunday in every month."

by Tee Lady July 23, 2022

There's a first Sunday in every month

Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.

I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.

by Tee Lady July 28, 2022

Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.

After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.

by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022

Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.

“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”

by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022

Booty Banana Sundae

When a girl poops a long turd and puts it between her buttcheeks and a guy then ejaculates all over it, resembling a chocolate banana sundae with white sauce.

Sorry that I'm late to work. I had to clean up the booty banana sundae off my wife.

"That booty banana sundae was so messy."
"Yea, you know how sticky it gets."

by SaucyFartTart69999 October 5, 2022

Dutchess County Sunshine

When US Congressman Marc Molinaro uses his Dutchess County charm to blow smoke up his constituents' asses yet sells it as sunshine.

Marc Molinaro Facebook is filled with Dutchess County Sunshine!

by amaurot January 10, 2023

the hot fudge sundae

the act of cumming in a woman’s butt while she is experiencing explosive diarrhea.

i was over this girls house last night and we did the hot fudge sundae

by swizzle_dizzle January 20, 2023