Butt Sucker 300

Vanessa. Just vanessa.

Wow I can't believe what a butt sucker 3000 Vanessa is being today.

by Definitely Not Steven March 10, 2021

butt crest

The top, or peak, of your butt crack.

When Laura bends over, you can see the crest of her butt. It's her butt crest.

by Go Nuts for Donuts December 19, 2015

Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

butt-scrambler

A person who is willing, able and frequently scratching his, or acquaintance's butt.

This guy's hand is always in his pants, he's a total butt-scrambler

by seefor1 December 11, 2016

Butt Douche

Slang for “enema”. Prevalent in opioid circles.

“Yo Trey hook up that butt dousche. I’m 3 minutes away from wasting the last narcan if you don’t, and I ain’t trying to go out like Elvis either so stop fuckin around and let me get that butt douche bro”.

by That island guy August 8, 2024

butt gravy

what leaks out of gigi's anus when she gets a little too excited to see quiqui

gigis butt gravy tastes like kfc (quiqui's favorite fast food place)

by Emo fag:) January 11, 2022

sticky butt

The result of someone pouring an entire bottle of maple syrup all over your underwear. When this happens, you have no choice but to wear it for the next nine days.

Josh threatened Lieutenant Peterson with sticky butt if he didn't stop calling him

by skiddiots January 30, 2024