I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Trailer park man bag

The trailer park man bag consists largely of plastic shopping bags, carrier bags, or plastic grocery bags, but can otherwise refer to any bag people would otherwise not think to use twice. The trailer park man bag can commonly re used as a mans means of moving or transporting objects such as a laptop, mouse and keyboard. cheese factory, Sendix, feet farm but not farm and fleet bags provide reasonable bags for this title and are more desired than those from Piggly wiggly, metro market and Aldis.

1. Are you seriously about to take that Trailer park man bag onto the plan as carry on luggage AGAIN?

2. here comes that grumpy old man with his newest Trailer park man bag he's always dragging to work

by jade_electric January 18, 2023

Slee Bag

A worthless piece of shit.

Gerald is called Terry a "Slee Bag" for not picking up the trash of the ground.

by JoraJora43 April 25, 2019

big ol bag of dennis

Something or somebody who messes everything up and makes things difficult for somebody.

*jack is climbing on the table at a bar *

Dave: "hey quit being a big ol bag of dennis, your going to get us kicked out"

by discrook September 3, 2012

Bagging The Dog

A non graphic way to say you put down the family dog.

Greg: Chelsea. I had to resort to Bagging The Dog.

by Paperburritoman September 2, 2023

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

sealy bag

Resealable bag you use to put drugs such as Cannabis in.

Can I get it in a Sealy bag instead of wrapped? Cheers

by Tt-sly897 February 22, 2015