Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.

Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

sad mud pie

When u cry all alone in a cemetery for so long the graveyard dort turns to mud.

Bet all the emos make sad mud pies all the time.

by Lanienyone October 18, 2020

Mississippi Meat Pie

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship

Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift

by Mike Cocknballs November 21, 2020

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

pickles and pies

The go to place in Rockaway when you are drunk high or all the above. You go here at 4 in the morning or once you wake up for a BEC and an Arizona. Everyone is friends with the cashiers and we all know the code for the bathroom. Pickles is also used to get a six pack every know and then. Taste best after a beach party in the summer when you remember it when you wake up.

Mike: you where are you going it’s 3am
Matt: going to pickles and pies to get a BEC

by Rockaway-kid January 5, 2021

A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021