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Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Baby Metal

Babymetal (Japanese: ベビーメタル, Hepburn: Bebīmetaru) is a Japanese kawaii metal band consisting of Suzuka Nakamoto as "Su-metal", Moa Kikuchi as "Moametal" and Momoko Okazaki as "Momometal". The band is produced by Kobametal from the Amuse talent agency. Their vocals are backed by heavy metal instrumentation, performed by a group of session musicians known as the "Kami Band" at performances.
by Juniper loves jupiter December 10, 2023
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Baby Bird

This experience Jason performs following intercourse where he ejaculates on his partner’s boobs, slurps it up and then deposits the hot man juice in her mouth. It’s worked 6 out of 7 times. That one time was awkward.
by HotManJuice August 7, 2022
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April baby

People born in April have the worst attitude and are the driest people to text.
Kenneth is an April baby that’s why he’s so rude
by March420 March 8, 2022
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Dick baby

Dick Baby- A person born from the natural process of human mating
Are you for real you're acting like a test tube baby are you a test too baby or a dick baby humm
by Assberg December 18, 2023
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calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.
Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
by Slothnads May 17, 2015
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