Lazy Cunt

A big shit talking cunt who does absolute Fuck all except talk shit and act like a movie star.

Hey Mate, can you help us finish all this work? We need to produce a result in the morning!

Nah, I'll just do a visual!

Lazy Cunt!

by B.Colombet September 25, 2023

Python's Cunt

A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.

Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!

by AndyUK September 26, 2023

Cunt

When something is so good

Omg ur hair is so cunt

by doinkstoink October 1, 2023

poor cunt

Someone who's extremely down on their luck, having a very rough time in life.
Said with empathy towards the recipient.

Man I was down at the shops earlier, I saw some poor cunt trip over and faceplant... looked pretty serious, blood and everything!

by ozbugga October 4, 2023

Cunt mouth

Someone who has a very visible lisp/ shows more tongue than needed to produce a sound.

Did you see that cunt mouth reporter on tv, why does Barbara constantly have her tongue visible when talking, proper cunt mouth she is.

by Bumps72 April 2, 2024

Cunted

When a cunt gets outcunted and suffers the consequences of acting the cunt.

"Jim, the cunt, keyed the neighbours car but got savaged by their guard dog! He got cunted!"

by WillyTheSmink April 7, 2024

Thunder cunted

Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular

Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!

by Sanpelltello April 8, 2024