d-granite

Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.

Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!

by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011

gum the d

The process of knocking all of one's teeth out, and then proceeding to force them to slurp on your penis, using their gums, which formerly had teeth, but longer have teeth, because you just knocked them all out.

Note: "d" refers to dick

Guy 1: Hey, your sisters cute

Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before she lost all her teeth and gummed my d

Guy 1: yo, can I gum the d too?

by DJ Sketch February 1, 2009

Wyatt D.

A person that wants to have sex 24/7 he likes a lot of people but is really nice on the inside. You can trust a Wyatt D.

look it is Wyatt D.

by ...SOMEONE_A May 20, 2020

What It D

When your really southern drunk helpless teacher tries to say “what is this.

Student: I can't figure out this worksheet. Is this answer right?

Teacher: What it D?

by Cloudy Skyze February 14, 2019

love/d

This word means that someone loved and still loves an object, animal, person, idea, or anything worthy of love.

I love/d this movie so much that I just rented it for the hundreth time in ten years!

by roxythekiller February 7, 2010

2016'd

When it went fine last time, but now it's just a bunch of shit after shit, constantly fucking you.

Person 1: What happened with Jazmine?
Person 2: I got 2016'd after the first date.

by Bamboozling November 14, 2016

D-Curls

Ladies wanna fuck him and men want to be him. A D-Curls is a gym bro that loves being choked while getting his dick wet. If he had three wishes it would be for good pussy, good coffee, and pizza hut. Can perform countless super sets of bicep curls, when he's not making fat stacks and slide in them DM's.

Simp: How can you look at women as a piece of meat?
D-Curls: Bro, it's so easy, like just pump and dump.
Simp: Wow, you just blew my mind bro.
D-Curls: Thanks bro.

by Omer Stepson April 12, 2020