social zombie

someone who goes out, follows the crowd but is living in there head or too high to speak

damn john is such a social zombie, i see him every day and i barely know the guy

by andy2222 June 18, 2009

american idol zombie

Someone who becomes a zombie when american idol is on. They cant stop watching it when its on, even though they know its gay.

Harry becomes an american idol zombie at work when he passes a tv with american idol on. Its pathetic.

by supersab September 11, 2010

zombie it

to do something without putting forth any effort or thought. is usually done when you are too tired or bored to actually try. most commonly happens at school or work and occasionally home and other places....

man, i'm way to tired to do this homework. i think ill just zombie it.

by random zombie bum. May 5, 2009

zombie economy

Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.

Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.

by Quido1 April 16, 2010

Zombieb

a Zombie like fan of Canadian Pop Singer Justin Beiber. Notorious for being fucking insane.

Ashley: OMGZORS I <3 JUSTIN BEIBER SO MUCH. LIKE I TOTES JUST WANNA HAVE SEX WITH HIS HAIR. *squeals*

David: god, what a Zombieb...

Charles: she's hot though

David: Yeah.

by thegrand2piki March 5, 2011

Zombie shit

A shit you're sure you flushed but somehow is still in the toilet later.

Mom: WHY DIDN'T YOU FLUSH?
Son: I did!
Mom: Go look!
Son: FUCKING ZOMBIE SHIT

by GLaDImStillAlive July 28, 2011

Zombie Kiss

When you embrace your significant other with a silly, over-exaggerated bite then a quick peck on the cheek afterwards. Many males are compelled to do this to their girlfriends after viewing the Walking Dead or Dawn of the Dead.

"Hey man, you make the first move with her?"
"Yeah dude, totally zombie kissed her."

by The Krum February 2, 2012