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ultra-whale

someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.
pete: that blind date I had last night was pretty fat
arthur: how fat?
pete: ultra-whale
by nubesLas January 16, 2009
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whale factory

The place where mythical whales are created
When I'm older I want to work at a whale factory!
by Oxygen Farmer August 5, 2016
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whale steak

as a group, dogpiling on the player in a game who is currently most successful
"Mike has one more victory point to win. Whale steak his ass."
by jevereds December 8, 2022
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whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.
Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ
by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021
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reversed whale

The act of swimming backwards and raising out of the water while showing your junk.
Did you see that reversed whale? What a big fin!
by Bevrore June 28, 2019
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Meat Whale

An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.
“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”
by Banana & Split April 30, 2022
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Decomposing Whale

Either a whale that is in the process of decomposing, or a Gay person lying on the group, refusing to get up.
Bob: Get up, you decomposing whale!
Gavin: NEVER!
by Popboy11 November 7, 2016
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